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[BBH]

Because blonde people are too intellectual to enjoy pancake eating monsters.

Jimmy has three oranges in one hand and a cottage on his foot, what is his issue?

 

[Edward M]

He has mild gingivitis.

What does a man do when for midgets follow him around and bite on his ankles?

 

[Jason Voorhees]

He has ankle-bite.

What does Werner Stengel do when he explodes Six Flags Great Adventure (AKA B&M Land)?

 

[Edward M]

He goes to Lenny's instead.

Why do people exist?

 

[BBH]

Because God has a sense of humor, so he created Richard Dawkins.

Why are Snickers Bars not the worst candy?

 

[elephant58]

Because Edward IV said so.

What day will it be 654287452 years ago?

 

[BBH]

654287452 years from today.

When will it be 654287452 years from today?

 

[caffeine_demon]

sunday!

how do I get out of work tomorrow?

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Getting a plane ticket to home.

How will I get to grandma's tomorrow?

 

[BBH]

Genocide.

Genocide?

 

[CPSFMMCW]

sure, why not.

Why do humans breathe?

 

[PeskyTrimBrake]

To clean their lungs.

Why do we need hair?

 

[BBH]

To clear our lungs.

Why do we sing Frank Sinatra?


Posted while reading your mind.

 

[PeskyTrimBrake]

To bleed from our noses.

Why do people dance?

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Because people have little seizures.

Why are Whoppers so good?

 

[VooDoDe]

Because imagination.

Why do we eat spoiled, solidified milk?

 

[PeskyTrimBrake]

To have epiphanies...

Why do we have clouds?

 

[Edward M]

Because of Catholics

Why is the sky blue?

 

[Hyde]

Because light is refracted through water molecules, creating the color blue; otherwise known as black magic.

Where did I leave my keys?

 

[GuyWithAStick]

Octagon.

What is yes?

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