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I learnt that I can get covered in paint just by holding the brush for 4 seconds.

I'm still bi, and still would prefer women to men, but now I'm married and off the market, does that mean i have to be straight now? then me and john wouldn't be able to point out boobies to each other anymore :-(

^ balls I was just coming to post that!

I hurt myself today To see if I still feel I focus on the pain The only thing that's real The needle tears a hole The old familiar sting Try to kill it all away But I remember everything What have I become My sweetest friend Everyone I know goes away In the end And...

uncle scrooge mc duck!!! 10/10 especially as I almost had to google it but remembered his name at the last min.

I used to be a regular donor, but I got Aneamia and did lots of fainting, once at the blackpool live, that was embarassing, so now I can never donate again, my doctor says not to or I will get fainty and poorly again and Ireally don't want to take iron tablets again they make your poo black...

May 2nd 1983 5:55pm or so I was told, my dad was in the chipshop at the time as he thought I would be ages, I was named after a hairdressers he passed on the way to the hospital, which they later found out was actually called Tonya's so I failed at birth, lol.

I beg to differ corn-dogs are ace

ooohh Ill do a list (cant buy any of them though unless you are madonna) 1: sunny day on 2nd may 2:baby 3:baby 4:baby 5:baby hmmm I see a theme.

Blatently Howard

ooh I love freebies, I will have a look when I am not late for work, I should have left by now bugger.

Hugo That is not mine but its identical, except mine has been keyed quite a few times, the wing mirror is held on with electrical tape (I couldnt find any duct tape but at least I have upgraded from yellow to black now) Quite a few dents where the local scroats think it is fun to boot it on...

just thought I'd jump back in and say when it comes to the uk it will have a top speed of 65mph which whilst not amazingly capable of long journeys on the moterway, without being overtaken by lorries like used to happen in my mini, I think that its perfectly fine for normal town and city...

Ok am I the only person who thinks awwww cute? I'd love one if I lived in say.. a city where you cant go very fast and just want to nip from a to b, I like to drive fast though and do a lot of motorway driving where that thing has no chance, altough when they launch it in the uk it will have a...

I lost my nan and grandad to cancer (stomach and lung respectively) I remember my nan having to have her whole stomach removed, I lost my dad to (possibly hereditory) heart problems I spent the majority of my childhood in hospitals wondering wheter this was the day he was meant to go to "heaven"...

I tried once and it was horrible. And since rach makes them all look great and effortless I just think why bother just to be able to say I made that.

It always makes me laugh when people say that we are geeks and never feel a womans touch, I am a woman where does that leave me? I originally joined cf as it is not geeky, like some other coaster sites I could name but wont, I like the people here and I was surprised how normal and fun MOST of...

10/10 for being sam you should lose points for calling me a goon though, I AM NOT A ****ING GOON. k?

you have weird hobbies that i dont understand so pretty neutral 5/10 but slightly saved by lbp

6/10 it has boobs otherwise 2/10 tomb raider is poo, in my opinion.