After the announcement of Loup-Garou’s RMC replacement today and my post in that thread about how RMC conversions are gradually diverging more drastically from their predecessors, I’m going to bump this thread today with what perhaps technically isn’t a misnomer per se, but is more a lazy naming choice with no real good reason for it, in my view; Iron Gwazi.
Now why do I single out Iron Gwazi when many other RMC conversions have used a similar naming convention, I hear you ask? Well, I would argue that earlier RMC conversions that did this at least maintained some semblance of a relation back to their predecessors such that you could argue it represented a rebirth of the original ride. New Texas Giant, for example, broadly retained the same sort of footprint, layout outline and scale as Texas Giant. Iron Rattler retained the key USP of the drop off the cliff from Rattler. Twisted Colossus retained the key USP of a duelling feature from Colossus. And many others didn’t use this naming trend at all, plumping for a different name entirely; this naming trend for RMC conversions has mostly confined itself to legacy Six Flags parks aside from Iron Gwazi and Wildcat’s Revenge.
But let us consider this; Gwazi was a duo of modestly sized GCI wooden coasters that interacted and duelled with each other, named and themed after a mythical lion/tiger crossbreed to specifically reflect the duelling nature of the ride experience, with the tracks being named Lion and Tiger to reflect this. Iron Gwazi… is a 200ft coaster with no tangible duelling features themed to crocodiles that happens to use bits of the old support structure. Where is the tangible relationship with old Gwazi other than the plot of land and a use of a few of the old supports? There isn’t one, I would argue; I’d suggest that Iron Gwazi stretches the definition of “conversion” a little, basically being a new ground-up coaster that happens to use some of its predecessor’s old supports.
I’d argue that a unique name completely divorced from Gwazi would have been more reflective of the ride experience. Even if we did have to continue the USA trend of inserting “Iron”, “Steel” or “Twisted” somewhere in the name, why not go with something like Iron Gator? Or… anything else?
I know it seems random, but I only just thought of it upon seeing the Loup-Garou announcement!